Scary Shower

This morning I woke up, went for my walk, put Parker down for a nap, finished my workout, and then hopped in the shower when to my horror I saw a DADDY LONG LEGS in the upper corner of the shower!!! This is the worst spider situation known to man. Reasons being: the spider is too high to splash with water and run down the drain and you are wet/naked which makes it difficult to make a mad dash and/or call for help! In realizing that I didn't have many options as far as eliminating the spider I decided to cautiously continue with my shower. As I did, I made sure that I kept my eye on the huge, disgusting insect and felt a shot of panic when I realized I would need to close my eyes at one point or risk stinging soap syndrome. With a deep breath and as much courage as I could muster I closed my eyes and quickly opened them only to find that the spider was not up in the corner!!! He had decided to join me in the shower! After a brief scream, miraculously not waking up Parker, I used my super human powers to wash the Daddy Long Legs down the drain and to his death! Woohoo! I made it out of the shower alive today!

Comments

Jenny C said…
You make me laugh....I have been in that situation. I panic when I see spiders!
Jon and Ashley said…
I'm glad you made it out of there alive. Spiders don't bother me that much, but if it was a snake, I probably would have died from fright.
Allred Family said…
I am laughing so hard right now.....I can pictures the whole thing in my head. So glad you made it out of the shower alive :) Ohh that would be a nightmare for Spencer!!!! Verry scary for anyone really!!!
Anonymous said…
Chan you are such a NUT!!! I love the way you write, you crack me up. Well I'm glad your still alive after your rush from death.
Hal and Dani said…
Oh, Chan! I'm so sorry that you had to deal with a scary awful bug in the shower! That's the worst!!! Wet/naked is NOT a good way to be when the bugs come creeping!

I loved your story! You do tell a great one! :)

And just for my own curiosity, did you know that daddy long legs mouths aren't actually big enough to bite you? My dad always used to tell me that... It did NOT EVER make me feel ANY better!!! Something about the long creepy legs... EEWWWW!!!!
Anonymous said…
Wow ~ the picture I have in my head!!! See you soon!
LOve you,
Kim
Perry Family said…
SO FUNNY!!! I would have reacted the same way...I totally dislike spiders...its really bad! Glad you made it out alive:)
Anonymous said…
DUDE!!!
I totally feel your pain! Spiders are the most disgusting creatures ever. I was on a pay phone once in taiwan outside a 7-11 and when i looked over my shoulder there was a huge spider on the wall of the building about 3 feet from my face! It was as big as my hand! I screamed like a little girl and just dropped the phone. but being naked in the shower is 10X worse!
Spencer